Breakfast at Chase

I'm one of those people that always eats breakfast. The first thought I have when I wake up is,

What am I going to put in my stomach?

So naturally when I woke up on friday for breakfast I was pretty excited. I was ready to fill the void in my stomach and breakfast is the meal Chase usually does best.

With this in mind I was pretty confident I would be satisfied and sustained. After all, it takes a lot of work to mess up breakfast. It turned out that Chase was up to the task.

I ordered an omelet with ham, onions and cheese from Bill and came back a few minutes later to see this...

At first I didn't think this was my omelet. I mean, how could it be? It looks more like half-cooked scrambled eggs with meat than an omelet. But then Bill told me to take my food so I thanked him and walked away disappointed.

Now you may say this was an isolated, freak accident that doesn't say anything about the overall quality of Chase. I would say you are wrong and show you the Friday dinner as proof.

 The dinner was "Chicken Fried Beef Steak and Gravy."

It is my firm belief that "Chicken Fried Beef Steak and Gravy" can never be good, under any circumstances. Im not even sure what it is, never mind what it is supposed to taste like. What I do know however, is it probably isn't supposed to look like this...

Chase described this meal as, "Deep-fried panko-coated beef steak with country gravy." I would describe it as fried bread crumbs surrounding the cheapest frozen meat money can buy. And lets not forget the slathering of "Country Gravy" or corn starch on top. 

I must say the most surprising thing about the evening was how much of it everyone ate. Come on people! Hold yourself to a higher standard. We are not dogs willing to eat garbage. If something as revolting as this is put in front of you, dont eat it. It should be as simple as that. We deserve better than this. Demand Change!

With the food this bad and the water as yellow as it is, I have become despondent. My only hope is that it can't possibly get any worse. I think...


Please email me any Chase stories you might have so I can feature them on the blog. Also h/t to George and Kev for the camera work.